dopepoisonivyoncrack In an honest world Me: What's for dinner? Mom: Excuses because mom has an excuse for everything I cook 99% of the time and let her in the kitchen sometimes everything tastes either plain salty no salt at all burned any other flaw caused by lack of attention and not giving a damn if you don't even intend to do it right then don't do it don't waste food seriosly she gives the most absurd excuses too if only the answer would be so straight forward